HERE'S TO ________ (BASIC DOWN-DOWN SONG)     
Melody - Itself

VERSION # 1 (line variations)
Here's to__________,
He's true blue, (he's a blue)
He's a Hasher,
Through and through,
He's a pisspot, (he's an asshole)
So they say,
Tried to go to heaven, (he'll never get to heaven)
But he turned out gay, (but he went the other way / in a long, long way)
So drink it down, down, down  . . .

VERSION #2
Melody - Ach, Du Lieber Augustin

Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

 Variation:
Here's to Brother Johnny, brother Johnny, brother Johnny,
Here's to brother Johnny who's with us tonight.
He beats it, he eats it, he often mistreats it,
Here's to Brother Johnny who's with us tonight.