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By agreeing to take part in 2007 Japan Nash hash "Miyajima Monkey Madness" you are, by definition, an irresponsible moron with a drastically reduced number of brain cells.  On the basis that even you must have occasional moments of lucidity and are of at least a half-way sound mind, you must understand that the Disorganizing Committee of the 2007 All Japan Nash Hash, "Miyajima Monkey Madness Mismanagement" or M4, all of whose members are at least as irresponsible as you, will accept no liability for anything (and we mean ANYTHING!) happening to you during the course of this momentous event. Death, disability, disfigurement, animal attacks, disease (sexually, zoologically transmitted or otherwise) and any other disasters that may befall your dumb ass are your problem, not ours.  They're just par for the course, a bit like like, really.  Hashing, especially as practiced by Hashers, is a dangerous pastime, and you do it entirely at your own risk.  But then you knew that already, and you've somehow survived this far, against the odds

This is Miyajima Monkey Madness Zen Nippon Nash Hash, which means there will be monkeys who bite when confronted, so don't provoke them, stay on the trails, don't fall off the precipitous slopes and enter the surrounding waters of the island at your own risk.  While the deer are generally harmless and uninhibited by humans. They can also hurt you if you are not careful.  This is not even to mention what you may find in the surrounding Inland Sea.  You acknowledge that you are a legal adult and can hurt yourself if you like

You are also reminded that excessive consumption of alcohol may impair your vision, hamper your ability to drive motor vehicles and operate power tools, and adversely affect your ability to walk and talk.  It may even render you comatose and lead you to fall asleep in some unlikely places.  It may also lead you to become suddenly and unexpectedly attracted to members of the opposite sex, some whom may prove to be exceptionally unattractive, or even of the same sex when you wake up next to them the following morning.  (You do know the meaning of "coyote ugly", don't you?). It is also guaranteed to cause you to recount jokes that no-one else finds even the least bit amusing, and otherwise bore the pants off anyone who is not as drunk/pissed as you are.

Do also remember that anything lewd, bizarre or stupid that you say or do during the event, whether under the influence of alcohol or otherwise, will almost certainly be recorded on tape, camera, video or some form of digital media, and may be used to blackmail, ridicule you for the rest of your life.  You are responsible for your own actions and will not hold M4 or for that matter the activity of hashing accountable.

This disclaimer has been drafted by one or more lawyers, and consequently serves no purpose other than to save (jointly and severally, whatever that may mean) the collective asses of the above mentioned Disorganizing Committee, the Miyajima Monkey Madness Mismanagement (M4) to screw you and make the legal profession even more obscenely rich than it already is. Any attempt by you to sue us for the numerous screw-ups we will doubtlessly make is doomed to failure and will also serve to put more money into the pockets of those F*#$%& Lawyers.  You thought life was fair?  Think again (or become a lawyer) 

Don't say you haven't been warned!

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*blatantly plagiarized from Crusader's masterpiece used for Nash Hash 2005